Thursday, June 01, 2006

Impulse

"Kailan ka ba mag-reremoval exam!?" I can hear my mother's persistent whining as I entered my father's office. "Baka masyado ng late pag June or July!" (It's not due until September) "Hindi ma, okay lang yan." I sighed as I replied. "Eh paano pag bumagsak ka ulit!?" (She's already shouting) "Ma, hindi pa naman ako bumabagsak eh. Kinulang lang ng grade, puwede pa maging tres." "Hindi ka na naman nakikinig sa'kin. Babagsak ka na naman!!" I tried to look away from her because I'm starting to get really, really annoyed.

Ever since I was a kid, I never got into any really serious fistfight. Although I have this memorable experience of smacking someone's face way back in elementary school. This kid, Patrick, kept calling me names e.g. "kulangot" I gave him something which he'll never forget. A bloody "Good Morning Towel." I actually got scared (and amazed) when I punched him in the face. Seeing lots of blood squirting out of someone's big nostrils isn't normal for an eleven year old kid to see.

I also remember when I broke my classmate's arm when I was in High school. He's half German (so he's kinda crazy) and half dimwit. Maybe his sole purpose in life is to bug people like me since he saw my other dimwitted high school classmates making fun of me. Monkey see, monkey do. While I was reading this Filipino-English dictionary, the barbaric ape snatched it from me. Tried to grab it back, but accidentally grabbed his arm instead and twisted it. Yep, accident. Went to class the other day with a sling on his arm.

I also remember throwing things at people when i'm really really angry. Might it be a chair, a desk, a shovel, or a pair of scissors, I'm still going to make sure that you're still alive after a traumatizing day with me.

Don't piss me off. It's for your own safety..

32 comments:

sappy maleen said...

i knew it! war freak. u ARE scary as fuck. hehehehehe. ok ok. im playin. stay away. *me takip face* hahahahah.

Asignatura said...

Haha!"Accidents" do happen, you know.. :p

sappy maleen said...

accident my foot. haha. d nako magpapakita sayoooo. weeeeeeeee. *me tago sa likod ni al al* yan di mo nako makikita. ahhahahaha

Blaise Gomez said...

uy! pare astig 'tong Blog mo ha

Asignatura said...

@sappy maleen: haha! Sila kasi. Got provoked. :p

@blaise gomez: salamat pare! hehe. babalik ka. hehe.

janielle_22 said...

e pareho nmn pala tayo e! haha! war freak! lolz! joke lng! ahmpf! ang masasabi k lng jan e, kaya nmn pala ang pangt ng kuko m kasi pinangbobog2 m! hehe! sige pagpatuloy m yan try m n din gmtan ng valium pagkatapos! hehe! koneksyon?

Asignatura said...

Haha! ang labo mo kayaaa!~~ di nga akin yun! ke sheila yuuun!!~~ hugis kuko ng agila. hehe.

Ma2_Quis said...

Nice Alan! Ganda ng Blog ha! Inggit ako I swear! as if I wanna update my hell of a blogas well...blog-blogan...=)

Asignatura said...

uyy salamat.. update ka! tapos pabasa na din. hehe. ;)

Anonymous said...

galing..as always, mgaling ka pa rin mgweave ng ideas and thoughts. Kaka-relate. I mean, not bcz I experienced the same thing, but I could definitely feel with you. With those tests, and nagging moms and stuff. im glad you could be very open with it(random thoughts as you've said...)Keep up the good work!

Asignatura said...

uyy aden, salamat. Nakaka-relate ba. hehe.

Anonymous said...

kala ko sa irc lang yun pagka warfreak mo??? lelz...

Anonymous said...

reminds me... i am a candidate for the removals.. haay. kasi ba naman. aabsent-absent sa 3rd exam. ayun. tumataginting na INC ang grade. gheez. God also reminded me na di nako nagsasamba. ampff. INC and Inc. magkaiba nga naman. grr... at baket ako umabsent?? i woke up at 6:50 am, eh 7am ang exam. wow. galeng noh... at baket ako late nagising? dahil sa lintek na love life na yan... ok. stop. heheheh =P

Anonymous said...

aqua|lasing: reaskyon!

-bentong

sappy maleen said...

Next Entry: How to move on from past relationships.

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tryna write about moving OUT of it. cause i kno you're still 'in' it. your mind is. and your heart?

or might as well try to do it first, then write something about it. haha.

gusto ko lan magcomment. la ka magagawa. haha.

Asignatura said...

@anonymous: Mabait talaga ako sa personal. Pero di mo talaga maiiwasan ang mga aksidente eh. hihi.

@anonymous: ako deeen! apir!

@bentong: may typo ka. hehe. bembu bembu!

@sappy maleen: di ko nga maisulat yung susunod na entry eh. ang hirap mag-isip ng imbentong ilalagay kasi di mo pa nararanasan yung dapat mong isulat. tsk tsk. Poor, patetik me.

sappy maleen said...

hala. i bet, nde na mauupdate tong blog na to. haha. bet? bet?

Asignatura said...

haha! bet bet!? ayoko nga. baka matalo ako. hihi. magsusulat na nga ako mya2. Iisip lang inspirasyon. :p

sappy maleen said...

for sure talo ka. hehe

meandmyshadow said...

sabi na nga ba may tinatago kang sikreto e...

hehe

Anonymous said...

pwede ba tayong mag sex?

Asignatura said...

@sappy maleen: onga. wala akong maisulat, pramis.

@meandmyshadow: "Aksidente" lamang sila. kung may nasaktan man ako, malamang wala na ako sa sarili ko nun. hihi.

@anonymous: Masokista ka siguro. tsk tsk.

Anonymous said...

Ur such a Bitch Azz!!! haha! Joke! Think ur spilling out all ur tots whenever u've done it...

Asignatura said...

Ginel! haha. inuulit-ulit ko basahin kaso di ko magets. haha. mas gets ko pa yung profanity. :p

chumsychums said...

suntukan tayo. di mo ko kaya. bading. bwahahahahaha!

Asignatura said...

Ang angas mo ah! Iskwer na lang sa bilog! anu haaa!!~~ mwihihi.

Anonymous said...

tanga. ganyan pag ispell mo sa irc nung tinanong ko kung ano ikokoment ko. dambel.

-bentong

Asignatura said...

Ahahaha! talaga? di nga? pabasa nga ng blog mo. hehe.

tish said...

cuteness! daddy lan... grabe... this post made me laugh. hehehe. I heart it...

Asignatura said...

Hey tishiiiee :) haha.. di naman ako bayolente di ba. :p

Anonymous said...

eh panu naman yung nag-suka ka sa lababo sa school classroom natin nung na-sapak ka at na-groogy nung first year high school.hehe

Asignatura said...

onga eh, tapos naalala ko din nung sinapak ako at sumirit din yung dugo sa ilong ko. karma tawag ko dun. hehe. apir flip.