Sunday, April 08, 2007

puter.

If only my computer could talk, I wonder what it'll tell me..

"Let me rest, you lazy ass!"

"You need to stand up and get out of the house. You need a life, man.. No, seriously."

"Porn again!? Don't you ever get tired of looking at that shit?? What a loser.."

"Stop jerking off in front of me for the love of god!!!"

"Don't stare at me like that."

"Kill me now, please."

"Uh-oh, I'm beginning to f*ck your files up. I think you should buy a new computer."

"I'm overused and under-appreciated, just like your...."

"F you. Unplug me. NOW!"

"o_O"

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

bwahahaha..uu nga maawa ka naman sa pyuter...ayan ha binasa ko na figure out nalang kung cno..

rosas said...

lolz! porn adik! what the! ipod ko me sira na..nalagyan ata ng bayrus! palagi nlng ata nakadikit ambayrus skin! amp!

Eca said...

ah ikaw si alan tanga..

tae ka hahahaha...

Allan said...

@anonymous: SINO KAAAAH!? Si Bruno? Si Dagul? Si Pakito? Si Aida? Si Lorna o baka naman si Fe? hmmm..

@rosas: Ikaw mukhang porn at bayrus. Amin na, tingnan ko kung magagawa ko. hehe

@eca: Honga. taECA din. bwahahahaaa!

_ANN3_ said...

IM AN AVID FAN ==>Peryud.

Pero im dying to knw kung anu Kyut sayu pahiram ng "PUTER" mo.Baka sakali .. ma convince ako
kYUT KA BA tLAGA ?

Anonymous said...

omfg wahahahaha [on _ANN3_]

Alan Tanga said...

@anonymous: she's funny, ain't she?

CokskiBlue said...

check out my Vlog

http://cokskiblue.blogspot.com

Zozobee said...

It will just refuse to switch on one day... like a rebellious child... or slave... (Freedom!) haha.

Anonymous said...

oi ipod ko...huhuhu...pls naman oh...ahuhuhu...mis na mis ko na yan eh...huhuhu

Alan Tanga said...

@cokskiblue: uhh.. sure.

@zozobee: Too bad modern computers still follow the laws of thermodynamics.

@anonymous: wala na! binenta ko na sa muslim. Ahahahahaaaa!! eh di ko nga maayos kahit anong kalikot ko eh. pffft. balik ko na lang ke bel.

Anonymous said...

amp! sama2x mu..bka pwede reformat mo nlng jan..pls gawan mo ng paraan...its like ur the doctor and ur saving an innocent's soul..hahaha...pls bitaw maluoy ka ana niya,pls lang ba...

Anonymous said...

you need to get laid. seriously. -- shorty

Anonymous said...

wahahaha!

Athena said...

Jerk off in front of...? WTF. Hindi naman iyon ang time na we we're chatting? --> Feelingera ako. Bakit ba? Haha.


Miss you Allan! :-D

Alan Tanga said...

@anonymous: Wag ka magbisaya. Wala ako magets pramis.

@anonymous: o_O

@anonymous: O_o

@athena: O_O

Athena said...

Hahahaha... Wala kang kupas mangupal Allan kaya nakakamiss ka. :-D

Anonymous said...

sabi ko maawa ka...gawan mo ng paraan kasi miss ko na yan kahit japeks yan! ahihi..wak mo benta sa muslim...gipt yan ng kuya ko...ahuhuu~!! pls aman oh..gawan mo ng paran! kaya mo yan doc!

_NeuRos_ said...

Ur Puter is now ur Bespren.
Alagaan mo yan.